Blogger? More Like Frogger!

I'll be honest, I am not a blogger. I'm more than just old. I'm more than merely new to this concept. Take you back to the 1980s and a little video arcade game they called "Frogger." This is me blogging. I'm like that little cartoon frog, just trying to get across the street without getting squished beyond all recognition. Tweeting? What's that? It must be the sound I'll make after one of those cars hits me!